This is my life, this is eternal

May 19


get over here, NOW

get over here, NOW

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(Source: ruoloc, via staypozitive)

Tonight’s casualties: 2 hearts and 1 set of balls because homeboy did not understand no I’m not interested.  I shouldn’t be allowed out by myself fights happen.

Tonight’s casualties: 2 hearts and 1 set of balls because homeboy did not understand no I’m not interested. I shouldn’t be allowed out by myself fights happen.

This is the face porn stars make when they get cum in their eye.

This is the face porn stars make when they get cum in their eye.

May 18

Sideways. 
Nap and then party ;)

Sideways.
Nap and then party ;)

It must be Saturday morning.

It must be Saturday morning.

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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

without the D the dick is just ick

okay ive been thinking about this for like 10 minutes and im not even sure what i meant

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doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

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